the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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She simmered with desire until her passion boiled over!


Goatsnake - What Love Remains

Never too sad for a heavy jam. Never.

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Instead of having to Google the Cognitive Functions for a Type. Why not do it yourself?

(I made this a while ago. I’ll be honest.This took me hours.)

(Just copy and paste it into Paint or something. Or save it. ;))

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I just forgot I had my Bluetooth hooked up to the wireless portable speakers and I’m laying in my bed and the speakers are in the living room and I hit play on my phone and heard it play faintly in the silence of the night from the other room and I just about screamed from fear before I realized what was going on

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